To HODL or have kids? The IVF Bitcoin Babies paid for with BTC profits

Hold Bitcoin till the very end or sell a little bit to start a family? For one Bitcoiner in Northwest London, it was a no-brainer.

Noodle, (a nickname) a Brit who first heard about Bitcoin around 2012, took profits on his Bitcoin buys to pay for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatment for his wife. He told Cointelegraph he has โ€œno regrets,โ€ about his decision to start a family using fiat-denominated profits from buying, holding, a then selling Bitcoin.

Noodle first found out about Bitcoin at the tail end of 2012, when one Bitcoin was worth roughly $13.

โ€œI was in the gym chatting to this guy that I get on well with. We were speaking in the changing rooms, and itโ€™s funny because he was trying to explain this Silk Road thing to me โ€” which was on the dark web.โ€

The now-defunct marketplace Silk Roadย was a place where early Bitcoin users could buy and sell pretty much anything using Bitcoin as the in-house currency. At the time, Noodle didnโ€™t necessarily dismiss Bitcoin despite his gym buddy’s recommendation, but it passed him by until a close friend explained how to buy cannabis with Bitcoin on the Silk Road.

The Silk Road was a popular website for buying and selling just about anything using Bitcoin.

Once his close mate had explained that they might be able to use the Bitcoin to buy real-world items, Noodle was convinced:ย 

โ€œAnd I thought Let’s do itโ€ฆ So we bought seven Bitcoins and at the time โ€” they were $57 a pop.”

The price of Bitcoin has since risen almost 400 times higher, to a $20,000 bear market value in 2022. For Noodle in 2013, he explained it was actually quite difficult to obtain Bitcoin โ€” it was โ€œa really convoluted process.โ€ However, he persevered and managed to obtain Bitcoin to buy goods. Unknowingly, Noodle had alsoย tripped down the rabbit holeย and his Bitcoin journey had just begun.

Once the weed arrived, I was fully down the rabbit hole, like I was looking into everything. I never, ever thought I would have any interest in fiscal policy, in macroeconomic outlooks, etc โ€” any of this stuff!

For Noodle, Bitcoin opened his eyes to finance, education and a whole world of new information. From fractional reserve banking toย the Federal Reserveย toย currency debasement and how money works, Noodle was hooked. Naturally, Noodleโ€™s wife with whom heโ€™d been since 2008 was exposed to Noodleโ€™s newfound passion.

The passion eventually rubbed off as in 2014, Noodleโ€™s wife took some of the newly married coupleโ€™s wedding money to buy Bitcoin. Noodle jokes, โ€œAnd who would know that that that Bitcoin would then go on to effectively fund IVF โ€” which is not f**king cheap!โ€

The Noodle family had always planned to have kids. Sadly, due to Mrs. Noodleโ€™s medical condition, conceiving was a challenge. They sought medical advice and soon realized that they may have to undergo fertility treatment:

โ€œWe struggled for a long time. We’ve never really liked the stigma around IVF, which means we prefer to talk about it then kind of keep it sort of hush.โ€

IVF is a fertility technique in which an egg is removed from the woman’s ovaries and fertilized with sperm in a laboratory. The fertilized egg is returned to the woman’s womb to grow and develop.

The process is time-consuming, expensive and has a success rate of 4% to 38% depending on various factors. Plus, as Noodle alluded to, there is still a stigma attached to IVF treatment, despite being a regular occurrence in Noodleโ€™s home country, the United Kingdom.ย Noodle continued:

โ€œThe costs behind IVF are astronomical. Most people can’t afford it or they go into debt to afford it. Some people said ‘you shouldn’t sell Bitcoin; you should have got a loan.’ But I wasn’t prepared to be that pigheaded about it.โ€

So Noodle sold some Bitcoin. In sum, Noodle converted north of $70,000 in Bitcoin into government-issued pounds sterling over the course of a few years. The fiat-denominated profits paid for several rounds of IVF treatment for both of his children leading to two healthy babies.

Without Bitcoin, Noodle explained would have likely taken out a loan to pay for the treatment: โ€œFamily is important to me and I would have thrown anything and everything at it in order to try and make it work. But we were very fortunate that we had some Bitcoin and I didn’t sell it for a long time.โ€

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With Bitcoin, Noodle and his wife were able to live their dream of starting a family, but debt free. As for whether or not there might be any more Bitcoin baby Noodles running around North West London soon, Noodle joked, โ€œI think we’re done with two kids unless the price goes super crazy!โ€

Noodleโ€™s story is part of an upcoming crypto story on Cointelegraphโ€™s Youtube channel. Subscribe here.